Dumb Laws!

I was at a car show on yesterday for my last day in Maryland, but I will write a blog about that probably tomorrow. I just had to make a blog post about dumb laws. This is most likely goin to be funnier than my post about Funny Town Names/Places.

Alabama

Dominoes may not be played on Sundays.
Anniston, AL- Blue jeans cannot be worn on Noble Street.

Alaska

It is illegal to push a live moose out of an airplane.

Arizona

Globe, AZ- You cannot play cards on the street with a Native American.

Arkansas

Fayetteville, AR- Dogs may not bark after 6 PM

California
A car without a driver cannot exceed 60 MPH.
Los Angeles, CA- It is illegal to lick a toad.

Pacific Grove, CA- You will get a $500 fine if you molest a butterfly.

Chico, CA- A $500 fine if you detonate a nuclear device.

Colorado

Denver, CO- You may not drive a black car on Sundays.

Connecticut

New Britian, CT- Fire trucks may not exceed 25 mph, at all times.

Delaware

It is illegal to fly over water unless you have food and drinks.

Florida

You may not fart in public after 6 PM on Thursdays.

It is illegal to have sex with a porcupine.

Big Pine Key, FL- It is illegal to molest a deer.

Tampa, FL- It is illegal to eat cottage cheese after 6 PM on Sundays.

Georgia
Donkeys may not be kept in bath tubs.

Jonesboro, GA- It is illegal to say "Oh Boy"

Hawaii

You may not have coins in your ears.

Idaho

Boise, ID- It is illegal to fish from the back of a giraffe.

Illinois

Chicago, IL- It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.
Champaign, IL- It is illegal to pee in your neighbor's mouth.

Indiana
Drinks on the house are illegal.
Liquor stores cannot sell milk.

Iowa
Marshalltown, IA- Horses may not eat fire hydrants.

Kansas
If 2 trains meet at the same tracks, neither shall proceed until the other train has passed.

Kentucky
It is illegal to use a bow and arrow to fish.

Louisiana
It is illegal to gargle in public.
It is illegal to rob a bank and shoot the teller with a water pistol

Maine
You may not step out of a plane that is in flight.

Maryland
Baltimore, MD- It is illegal to take a lion to the movies.

Massachusetts
You cannot have a gorilla in the back seat of your car.
It is illegal to use bullets as money.
It is illegal to be a Quaker.
Boston, MA- It is illegal to eat peanuts in a church.
Marlboro, MA- It is illegal to have a nuclear device in town.
Marlboro, MA- Squirt Guns are banned.

Michigan
Soo, MI- It is illegal to smoke in bed.

Minnesota
It is illegal to sleep naked.
Virginia, MN- You cannot park elephants on Main Street.

Mississippi
Tylertown, MS- It is illegal to shave on Main Street.

Missouri
Kansas City, MO- Minors cannot buy Cap guns, but they are allowed to buy shotguns.
Purdy, MO- It is illegal to dance.

Montana
Excelsior Springs, MT- It is illegal to throw a ball.

Nebraska
It is illegal to fish for whales.
Omaha, NE- It is illegal to burp or sneeze at church.

Nevada
It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.

New Hampshire
It is illegal to touch seaweed.

New Jersey
Cresskill, NJ- All cats must wear 3 bells.
Manville, NJ- It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals.

New Mexico
Las Cruces, NM- It is illegal to walk down main street with a lunch box.

New York
You must have license to hang your clothes on a clothesline.

North Carolina
It is illegal to have sex between the 2 beds of a hotel room.
It is illegal to rollerblade on the highways.

North Dakota
It is illegal to sleep with your shoes on.

Ohio
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
Columbus, OH- It is illegal for stores to sell Corn Flakes on Sunday.
Paulding, OH- A cop can bite a dog to quiet him.
Toledo, OH- It is illegal to throw a snake at a person.
Youngstown, OH- It is illegal to run of out gas within the city limits.

Oklahoma
You cannot have tissues in the back seat of your car.
Ada, OK- If you wear New York Jets merchandise, you may be put in jail.
Clinton, OK- It is illegal to molest an automobile.

Oregon
It is illegal to use canned corn for bait.
Portland, OR- It is illegal to get married at a roller rink.
Myrtle Creek, OR- It is illegal to box a kangaroo.

Pennsylvania
Danville, PA- All fire hydrants must be checked 1 hour before a fire.
Pittsburgh, PA- It is illegal to sleep on a fridge.

Rhode Island
It is illegal to throw pickle juice on a trolley.

South Carolina
Fountain Inn, SC- Horses must wear pants at all times.

South Dakota
If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property, you may shoot them.
It is illegal to sleep in a cheese factory.

Tennessee
It is illegal to use a lasso to catch fish.
It is illegal to drive while asleep.

Texas
It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
Richardson, TX- It is illegal to put a "for sale" on a car if it is visible from the street.

Utah
Birds have the right-away on the highways.
Provo, UT- You will get a $50 fine if you throw snowballs.

Vermont
It is illegal to whistle underwater.

Virginia
It is illegal to tickle women.
Culpeper, VA- It is illegal to wash mules on the sidewalk.
Stafford County, VA- It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps before 8 PM.

Washington
Lollipops are banned.
Seattle, WA- You first need permission to set someone else's property on fire.

West Virginia
It is illegal to take a nap on a train.

Wisconsin
It is illegal to kiss on a train.
La Crosse, WI- It is illegal to play checkers in public.

Wyoming
Cheyenne, WY- It is illegal to take a shower on Wednesdays.

Thats it!
Search this yourself, you will probably find alot more crazy dumb laws.